What would you do if...

I did it's over now

If I shake it Down to the ground then put it in your face wwyd

 

i'd moonwalk

wwyd if brought you down a cloud ?

 

In this humidity it would be hard to tell the difference.

What would you do if it was announced that the world would end at 6pm today?

 

I guess Id cancel my plans to go to the Yankee game- selling the tickets probably wouldnt work out
Really ,I guess Id go out to the beach, and hope that everything ended quick and painless-

What album (tape,CD ..etc) would you choose to listen to at 4 pm ,on that day that the world was ending at 6 Pm?

 

I wouldn't-I'd be busy perfecting my plan to take over the wor..............oh!


Oh well-anyone got any use for 'Cunning Plan To Take Over The World Mk1'?

 

cops are gonna have no place to run, they got vicious with the people now we gotta kill em off with the shotgun

what would you do if the country went into martial law?

 

start killin

wwyd if you found out your best friends spouse was cheating on them

 

^lol^

i think i'd tell my best friend

wwyd if you got picked up by a ufo, and got to meet real aliens? (no they arent gonna try and probe you either lol)

 

I'd explain that we Earthlings EXPECT a bit of probing,or we sulk!



wwyd if those aliens explained they don't often bother coming to Earth as it's only got one star in the 'Good Planets' guide? ONE STAR! Geddit? eh? eh?

 

omg you're ridiculous. i don't know what to say.

wwydi you suddenly became stoned when you read this.

 

I'd suddenly get the munchies - then I'd have to get dressed to go to the store for food...and it would ruin my Naked Sunday.

wwydi you came to my house on Naked Sunday?

 

ask you where the teapot was ?

wwyd if your neighbours dog grabbed ya by the leg ?

 

shake it off, they have a very small dog

wwyd if you were offered a million dollars to kill a kitten, then feed its remains to the other kittens and the mother cat?

 

I would spend the rest of my life regretting that I had not been born a psychopath, because I would have to refuse and remain as I am, a non-killer of kittens of modest means.

WWYD first, if you could change your anatomical gender for a single day?

 

I'd try to find out what's so great about 50 pairs of shoes!


When's the last time you picked your nose?

 

oops

Sorry-wrong button...[I fkn hate laptops]...carry on,chaps!

 

ok ill restart the wwyd if thing since that isnt one of those questions up there.

wwyd if you became president?

 

Ban presidents,elections,career politicians and secret departments.
Then I'd declare myself Emperor For Life and insist that every capable citizen went on a list and took a turn at being the guvmint. After the 4 year term,all citizens HAVE to return to their former occupation with NO perks,NO huge bonus,and NO special privileges or status.


I s'pose that's too much to hope for?

 

wwyd if you could do anything ?

 

right now i'd fix my hubby's injuries and make him the picture of health.

WWYDIY woke up tomorrow and realized your lost your vision?