What would you do if...

kill them

wwydi you woke up and were the opposite sex

 

Try to understand how their brains work and why they do what they do!

wwydi you realized you were actually a character on a tv show and you didn't exist in reality? (the show was anything other than a reality show, btw, lol)

 

i'd watch a lot a tv ha! ha!

wwyd if you woke up in space ?

 

worry about where i'm gonna pee

wwyd if you saw me standing in your yard

 

shoot ya!:smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5:

wwyd if i did'nt miss ? ha! ha!

 

bleed on your grass

wwyd if you wanted pie

 

i'd eat it

wwyd if you saw me lighting a campfire in your garden ?

 

call a lawyer cuz my wife is going to kill you

wwyd if you found something expensive in a parking lot

 

leave it in to the station in case its owner comes looking for it there

wwyd if your wife helped me to light the fire ha! ha!

 

get some hot dogs
wwyd if you were the president

 

everything our president is doing

wwyd if there was one major thing you change in the world,what would it be ?

 

i would change the hate in the world

what would you do if your skin turned rainbow?

 

i'd hang out in the sky

wwyd if a bear chased ya ?

 

grab the nearest whistle (one on key chain and one on backpack when hiking) and try to scare him off by blowing it while waving my arms and yelling at him. if that didn't work, i'd curl up in a ball on the ground. if THAT didn't work, i'd shoot him.

WWYD if you knew the TRUE paternity of a relative who hates the only father she's ever known and is now 18? (bio-dad has no clue she exists but would make a better dad!)

 

I would probably tell the relative and the real father and leave it up to them to decide what to do next.

what would you do if your friend was being attacked by a bully?

 

Jump in to help my friend- wouldnt even think about it -

What would you do if you couldnt swim, & no-one else was around when your puppy jumped into the deep end of a swimmimg pool ?

 

i'd jump in anyway ta save him hoping someone else shows up to.quick! ha! ha!

wwyd if you were in a burning down house an nearly out and then you remembered your friend was in the basement ?

 

Run down there tell my friend to hurry his shit up, then run back out.

What would you do if your lawn mower broke but you really had to cut the grass?

 

i don't cut grass.

wwyd if a wasp flew up the leg of your jeans ?

 

i would scream and take off my pants

what would you do if you had to eat chocolate for the rest of your life