What would you do if you woke up in bed with the previous poster?

Make sure I still have all my shit

 

punch him in the throat and then force him to bite off his own toe

 

;3

 

Ask where the spunky one went. Violence is best in bed.

 

take him to the booty house where big boys would have him grab his ankles

 

Find some excuse not to visit her at her job.

 

I'd give him a nice warm hug and then make him breakfast.

 

Make her a proper american girl

 

slap him with my ring hand

 

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offer a coffee and a doobie

 

Anilingus

 

I would quietly throw all his crappy thrash metal cds out the window and erase his ipod then reload it with Justin Bieber tunes :leaving:

 

I dont listen to any thrash metal

No sexual favours for you

 

steal shim's panties..

 

I would be surprised but would get over it probably pretty quickly. Then ask
if you wanted to go to breakfast for some munchies.

 

Play dead.

 

re-enact that star trek scene where Khan drops the worm in the helmet and puts the helmet on the guys head and it crawls into his ear....except you are sleeping and its just an earwig because I dont what kind of worm does that

 

get my ears syringed.