What would you do if you woke up in bed with the previous poster? PT 2

Tie him to the bed and have my way with him...

 

Ask her how she likes her eggs

 

halibut updabutt

 

stop hoggin' all the covers!

 

is that you?..or is the cat licking my feet again :frown:

 

Make him wax. If we're going to be sharing a bed, I'm not sleeping next to no grizzly :biker:

 

Id start work on my new youtube video titled "superglue experiments on the unsuspecting soul"

 

Make sure he knows that I don't have a soul...

 

I'll slip a porcupine under the covers to keep you warm....

 

Make sure he knows that there isn't going to be any monkeying around...

 

stop pulling my tail !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

That's your tail..... :biker:

 

wanna date?



no seriously..Im eating dates ..do you want one?

 

Actually yea, I love dates, both kinds.

 

i'm building this pillow fort for your own good.

 

*pretends to be a polar bear while imagining your fort is an igloo...with fresh meat inside

 

We've gotta stop meeting like this...And then jump his bone...

 

sneak out quietly and ride her four wheeler....then wake up by doing donuts on the lawn :reddevil:

 

Pray to god that it is really just a dream

 

Id recite that "rain in Spain" song.... then pee on her