What would you do if you woke up in bed with the previous poster? PT 2

Don't write a check with your mouth that your ass can't cash

 

Id try out my new Dr Ho machine...placing the patches in the weirdest spots you could imagine

 

what is a dr ho machine????

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1tx8U8c670"]YouTube- Dr. Ho Describes His Massage Machine

 

I would hook my TENS unit to his balls

 

Me thinks she needs a good spanking....;-)

 

I had to use a machine that is kinda like the Dr. Ho machine in physio! they feel weird.

ANYWHOO! you again. jeesh, I'm starting to get a clientele!

 

I would tell her about this awesome dream I had where a Canadian beaver was chewing on my stick :leaving:

 

HEY! I ain't no beaver. Oh wait..

 

I would pet her beaver. Hope it does not bite me.

 

I bite. >=]

 

i would prove my quote in her sig[twice]


note to nyxx....i dont write cheques.[or checks?]


i have cash

 

Since He Sent Me A Pos Rep After My Recent Physical And Verbal Attack

On Him In This Thread, Maybe.....Just Maybe.....I Am Starting To View

Him In A Different Light...

So I Would Most Likely Ask Him How He Likes His Coffee,:coffee:, Make Him

A Steaming Hot Litre Mug, And Just As I Was Handing It To Him In

Bed, PRETEND TO TRIP OVER THE RUG, AND POUR THE LOT IN HIS

CRUTCH............

Glen Carries A Grudge Longer Than Most People Do...



Cheers Glen.

 

I would start applying clothes pins to various body parts and see how many I could place before he wakes up

 

I would poke him in the butt with a foot long dildo.

 

be happy

 

Id ask him to just use his finger to play with my prostate and keep the toys for himself to use

 

Tell him he is a sweetie, and ask him to fill the bong.

 

she means me

and bbad....wtf is that play with your prostate??

i threw up a little


nyxx would deserve a really awesome ''rub''

 

Yeah