What would you do if you woke up in bed with the previous poster? PT 2

Shave off his beard and super glue the hair to his knuckles

 

make him eat a hairy knuckle sandwich

 

lol


Hogtie him, shuttle him across the border and dump him off on the Akwesasne island.

 

haha... yeah people get confused and think im lynx

 

Show her my shalaylee

 

Id open his side table drawer and use a tack to sabotage his condoms

 

Sign him up to be on the head float in a pride parade

 

Go put clear plastic wrap over the toilet.
Classic prank.

 

Ask if she wants another kid

 

Immediatly start my period purposely.
Wahahahaha.
The almighty uterus.

 

Ask her to get me a beer

 

Shake said beer while out of sight.

 

Get her some green tea.

 

Pour green tea in Doobie's ear and see how he likes it.
lol

 

taste her rainbow

 

Ask you wanna take a shower ?

 

hahaha..beat ya

 

get him to vacuum

 

Get him out of the vacuum.........

 

ask him to get my slippers and the newspaper