What would you do if you woke up in bed with the previous poster? PT 2

tongs lol


Enter again the sweet forest

 

wonder if it really happened

 

I would moon you.

 

tie you down and place earwigs near ears and nose openings

 

Politely ask you if you wanna go to denny's

 

Throw a firecracker under the bed and see how high they jump...

 

make her a sandwich

 

Wonder what kind of drugs i was on and ask where can i get them again

 

turn on TV and find a violent movie on cable

 

turn on a rom-com......... i love them

 

Probably try to initiate sex

 

try to find my clothes and think, "how trashed was i, what happened?"

 

Again, probably try to initiate sex.

 

Would ask did you tape it ???

 

Tape his ass cheeks together and tell him, Yep, got ya on tape last night!....

 

you know this # farmout?? ,, lets wake the neighbors..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjptgWBr2n8&feature=related"]YouTube- Neil Young ~ Cortez the Killer (acoustic 1999)

 

jump in his pool...hopefully his girlfriend is having a dip too

 

Have sex with a bagel then ask him if he wants to use it.

 

wake him up so he'd take me scuba divin of course