What would you do if you woke up in bed with the previous poster? PT 2

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by Nova?!, May 3, 2010.

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  1. machinist

    machinist Banned Lifetime Supporter

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    slap him in the balls
     
  2. SpacemanSpiff

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    well...that would probably make me puke


    pukes in your mouth before you wake up
     
  3. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    put on a dish glove and give him a reach around
     
  4. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    fart and stick his head under the covers
     
  5. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    ask if he wanted to play air hockey
     
  6. Nova?!

    Nova?! The Walrus

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    Go out for a morning coffee/tea together.
     
  7. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    That Sounds Nice, Would You Mind If I Tagged Along Too...:D.?

    I'll Just Get My Coat, And Lock The House, Twill Be So Cosy Just The

    Three Of Us, I'm Sooooo Glad I Thought Of It...:D.



    Cheers Glen.
     
  8. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    play with his lathe...do a little bit of "fitting and turning" [​IMG]
     
  9. Nova?!

    Nova?! The Walrus

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    Break him in.
     
  10. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    teach her how to drive a stickshift :cool:
     
  11. Nova?!

    Nova?! The Walrus

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    Romp to Barracuda by Heart
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuJuzV6tHdI&feature=related"]YouTube- Barracuda lyrics
     
  12. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    I would turn off the heart cd and play something slower :coffee:
     
  13. Nova?!

    Nova?! The Walrus

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    Downtown by Petula Clark?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUSYb3igXzI"]YouTube- Petula Clark - DownTown
     
  14. bubbler211

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    ummm my wife would grab me by the penis and pull me all around in front of everybody
    oh wow i better go shes ready to go to sleep and wow a natural ______________> oh chit damn
    no viagra umm she just pulled the covers over her head and put the cat in the bed so much for that he he oh i went looking for all the guys at joes bar nobody else was there to drop and measure u guys shy or something?
     
  15. SpacemanSpiff

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    throw him out the window and get back to Nova
     
  16. Nova?!

    Nova?! The Walrus

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    HOW FORCEFUL! What kind of girl doesn't love a man with dominance!
     
  17. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    force her to force me to do whatever she wanted
     
  18. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    For Gods Sake, Get A Room You Two.....:toetap05:



    Cheers Glen.
     
  19. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    she lives not that far away too


    *kicks Glen in the shin
     
  20. Nova?!

    Nova?! The Walrus

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    It's okay BBAD, he's just jealous.
     
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