What would you do if you woke up in bed with the poster above?(2)

Hahahaha! Get them to tell me a joke....

 

tell her

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Joe Coffee
Joe Coffee Who?
Joe Coffee’s Ready!

 

the internet would have more pictures of a guy with fish up his arse

 

refuse ta give him back his hairy chest

 

I'd tell everyone who would listen.

 

i'd say mornin' hippie,do ya want a waffle?

 

Ask roamy, should I sugar up some fresh strawberrys?

 

jump back inta bed again and await hippies return with fresh strawberrys an cream. Mmmmm..ha! ha!

 

LOL, ya shit, Jump back in bed and ask, wanna strawbery.

 

put the strawberry between my lips an let him have the first bite while introducing his body ta double cream,but not before canncelling all my morning appointments.ha! ha!

 

Thinks, "Holy Crappolly I'm one lucky SOB."

 

steal that last bit a strawberry away from him before he swallows it. ha! ha!

 

Ask her if she'll talk naughty to me in Irish.

 

tell its time for dinner now Mmmmm ha! ha!

 

wONDER iF i'LL HAVE TO COOK DINNER TO. (damn caplock)

 

tell him ta stay in bed,cos dinners on the way.

 

Waits,

 

give him a lovely dinner an let him hava rest then after a very busy mornin' ha! ha!

 

Asks forsome more snuggling.......... complete with Puppy Eyes.

 

look for roamy cuz I know she's there