What would you do if you woke up in bed with the poster above?(2)

Release the dog.

 

hide the cat

 

play with the pussy ...... ... cat ...

 

grab back my half of the duvet-he's a selfish pig,he ALWAYS hogs it!

 

I'd play a new game I just invented

it's called huggy-the-puggy-wuggy-then-punch-him-in-the-muggy

 

refuse ta give him back his t-shirt

 

oh well then id rub my sweaty hairy belly in yer face and im sure my shirt would come back pretty darn quick

 

Try out my newly arrived set of black market surgical implements by amputating his middle toe and reattaching it to his forehead...

 

wet willies....with my new foretoe

 

seeing as he tried to punch me after a night of lust,I'd staple his lips to his ears and paint every other tooth black-lets see him get a kiss from the local bike looking like THAT!
....and I won't let him cum in my handbag any more! harrumph.

 

scream help! ta my brothers

 

Mwhaaaaaa! So gross...

 

Dancing til Dawn??

I'd get a bowl of warm water and soak my aching feet!

 

id give you a good dish of crotch rub









in case your wondering...its a plate full of the dead skin and hair and dirt stuff that comes off when i rub my crotch...i been saving it just for you

 

After them smelling so bad, I would be so grateful I would give you a foot massage with lush oils...:2thumbsup:

BBAD that is twice today you have made me laugh and grossed me out at the same time ! I am just glad puggy got that one....

 

Oh,you SMOOTH talking bastard you

I'd ask for 2nds having gulped down the 1st bowl in a trice.


Then I'd get return DtD's oil massage.....

 

uke: am glad that soaking bowl is handy !

I would miss and throw up all over your feet!

 

Oh,I'n in HEAVEN!

Not only do I get a scrummy dish of BBADs scrotum-rub...but I get to dip the lumpy bits from DtDs vomit in the mix!

And all this before the three of us get out of the bed!!!!!

 

:2thumbsup::hurray::smilielol5::love:

we sure know how to party!

 

pull her into the shower,she's been busy