What would you do if you woke up in bed with the poster above?(2)

Explain that I had to vaporize Yoda, had no choice, though I was slightly sad at the time....then leave it a few seconds and the shout "Now get my breakfast or I will vaporize you"!

 

sing "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi (ce soir)?" and dance seductively while trying to keep a straight face...

 

give her a rusty hook


look it up

 

Pirate Eye?

 

Say "I don't believe in ghosts but do you wanna make out"?

 

Say I DO believe in ghosts... and do ya wanna make out? lol

 

Say thanks for the offer but I am a mans man!

 

Look him sternly in the back of his head and say "Did you REALLY have to vomit on waking up and seeing me?!?"

 

make some pancakes n as soon as opened eyes slap her with flapjack n say "keep da change" put on jeans n leave ....

 

hide his jeans

 

Hide her clothes.

 

hide his clothes to ha! ha!

 

Ask her if she wants to play a game of Twister.

 

ask him what twister is

 

Offer her an unlimited supply of free Twister lessons.

 

tell him i'm on for that game,cos it looks like great fun.

 

Pray there's a girl with us

 

Hope that bulge under the duvet was his wallet!

 

Tell him, next time you be Gladys.

 

Tell him;next time take your tights off-it'll stop your legs waving!