What would you do if you woke in bed with the poster above you?

Giggle

 

Listen to her speaking in french and unable to say the word "castle"

 

Tell him chassle is perfectly acceptable and anyone else would blates understand, then ask for a lovely sleepy massage

 

slap her silly



with my willy

 

Pester him further about my lost password and being unable to retrive it.

All the while wondering w.t.f. I keep waking up next to this Guy!?!

 

I would explain to him that Im just a member here and cant help at all with his password...and then explain that he shouldnt be sticking that in my ass...if he wants to fix the password he needs to be sticking it in Skip or Stinkfoots ass.

 

tell him to stop talking to people about passwords and sticking things in peoples asses and go and make me some breakfast !

 

Ask her to share

 

Hug attack!

 

Hug back! Wooo

 

steal back the blankets

 

Reach for the knife under my pillow

 

Ask him what he's doing with that.

 

Repent Repent!

 

Smush an overripe squash in her face

 

Ask her to sing a medley of our favourite Hi-5 tunes

 

Tell him he's my favourite person, and my number one. Then feel the shame

 

Ask her to jiggle

 

Run

 

Hmmm, talk about politics ?? Maybe watch some TV together..

Peace