What would you do if you woke in bed with the poster above you?

ask her to say dirty things to me with that sexy English accent.

 

Tell him about my laundry basket

 

tickle attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

:willy_nilly: Aaaaargh! Giggle uncontrollably and fall off the bed

 

Um, text her to say good morniang?

 

Phone him up and tell him I'm in bed with him, then giggle nervously, then put the phone down. Probably text after to review the phonecall

 

cuddlepoke!

 

Smish

 

Cook eggs:willy_nilly:

 

Eat his eggs :willy_nilly: then ask if he'd be interested in a lovely back massage

 

ask her to check out the open window that the courtyard is empty before we begin making noise

 

Tell him he has a good memory Start a pillow fight

 

nose round the house

 

Remind her how incredibly sexy her right eye is.

 

tell him I now know what the "2" means in his name :leaving:

 

I would not talk about second cummings, it makes him angry !

 

I would ask her to stop making henna happy faces on my penis while I'm sleeping.

 

Swear up and down "That's the last time I smoke Datura!"

 

kick him out of DA bed

 

Get up from being kicked out of bed and say - "That missy, was a very - bad move."