What would you do if you woke in bed with the poster above you?

Wonder if I'm stuck in that movie "Groundhog Day"

Peace

 

Get a restraining order

 

Hit the snooze button

 

call an ambulance to assist in the removal all those things we were playing with in my cave last night

 

Cut her legs off and steal all her money

 

Cut off the little finger on his right hand

 

Prod her with the bloody stump

 

place bloody stump in his right ear (stump side in) and photograph it for the guinness book of records...

 

get his PC and show him how to upload pictures

 

so im a man now??? ok.... i'd wake you and teach you amazing trapeze tricks from my flexible but sturdy member...

 

Leave... Mamber ???

Peace

 

cuddle his cat

 

back again??? ok... i'll teach you more tricks... if you insist...

 

swear I wasnt a lesbian

 

assure her that we played monopoly all night

 

I wouldnt believe you cos I hate that game!

 

you were VERY drunk...

 

so drunk she forgot about dancing naked in the BNP pub last night!

 

Verify She was a least of the "Age of consent".

 

Get him a bowl of milk