What would you do if you woke in bed with the poster above you?

Be all like

 

Ask her where my breakfast is:toetap05:

 

Understand the meaning that love has no boundaries..

Peace

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVMqqcc3yhM&NR=1&feature=fvwp

 

Give him a special cuddle

 

steal his wallet and run away

 

I special

Duct tape a couple of dildos to his hands.

 

Tickle his chin

 

tickle her with my chin

 

punch him in the balls and tell him to never ...ever....ever ... try that again

 

tie him up and tape his mouth shut and begin immense torture.

 

feel my ass, then either wonder whats going on or scream "RAPE!"

 

ask him to make me some furniture

 

Show him some love Deliverance style

 

make some short amateur films :leaving:

 

i would very swiftly tie him up and once fully secured, i would get to work on him with my collection of horrendous sex toys, starting with the splintered antique truncheon and just wait for him to tell me what the fuck happened... after extracting the vital information, and it won't take long, believe me, i may decide to free him... that would depend very much on what he tells me... :reddevil:

 

Whip out my big 10 inch (record of the band that plays the blues) :cheers2:

Peace

 

while he's still sleepy, i'd get him to sign the financial papers to seal the deal i made with him about the Famous American Bridge he agreed to buy from me....

 

slowly get up and squat over her...then fart while tea bagging

 

i'd shave both our heads so that his bald spot would no longer bother him and then i'd rub charcoal into my teeth for that his 'n hers matching dental-look