What would you do if you woke in bed with the poster above you?

well there's one thing I ain't pluggin'...

 

I would sneak out his wallet and leave quietly

 

I would bbad.

 

Ask if I could stroke her pussy:leaving:

 

suggest he takes a chlorine bath

(only joking lith - or am I?... *dundundundun* )

 

Id give him a big cuddle. He seems like the cuddly sort

 

I would smell her hair while I whisper weird things in her ear while she sleeps

 

I would slice bits of skin off his feet with a razor and build a tiny skin replica of him

 

:ack2::ack2: Id take one look at the skin flakes and run

 

I would apologize for any posts I may that may have pissed her off

 

Id tell him I dont recall any and ask if he wanted a glass of champgane and if hed buy it and one extra if so

 

Champagne in the morning???...I'd give her a speech about that:cuss::cuss::cuss:

 

I would slice tiny bits of skin off his ears with a razor and make a tinier replica of the skin replica I had already made

 

I would serve him breakfast in bed....



...of course...the meal would Include little bits of my skin and some of those sock threads that I always have to pull out from under the corners of my toe nails

 

i would say i dont like skin and toe nails. how about toast and marmite?

 

Ew, marmite. How about crumpets & jam?

 

I would steal his keys and give his bike one hell of ride

 

scones and jam and you have a deal?

bit unorthadox for breakfast but fuck the system!

screw the police.

revolution.




EDIT: DAMMIT BBAD! :tongue:

 

I would say "yes"..."dammit over and over and over again please"

 

Yay its bbady