What would you do if you woke in bed with the poster above you?

i would ask for juice.

 

Olive Juice!

 

i would inform you that i have no idea what juice is, and request that you ask for drank instead.

 

i be needin juice bitch.

 

well then you get the fuck out of my bed. I DONT SERVE JUICE HERE WOMAN!

 

i would then have to pout a little. you gave the other guy eggs. must not be into the womenfolk.

 

lol, i had eggs, i dont have juice. if you want eggs, coffee, a joint, and maybe even some pancakes, you'd be in luck. but you are SOL on juice.

 

well that was a simple misunderstanding. I suppose i would ask your name.

 

Well, id tell you im topher, then say that we need more people in this bed to make it interesting. its kinda been you and me waking up together for the past few posts.

 

I'd send him to the store to buy Bunny some juice

 

woot! someone to do my bidding.
i would thank bbad.

 

i'd drink her juice

 

orange or pineapple thats all we got here for u

 

Get out the "big book of grammar" and point out there's no such word as 'u', it's a letter

 

Feed him biscuits.

 

tell him to get on his bike

 

Tell him my bike is still broken after my crash on christmas eve

 

tell him to get on my bike!

 

ask him to fix the flat tyre on my bike.

 

Start pumping enthusiastically