What would you do if you woke in bed with the poster above you?

Give him a cuddle

 

Hamsters?:toetap05:

 

Go back to sleep until 9:45

 

discuss Nietzsche

 

think to myself, its been a while since that happened

and its a bit to soon for nietzsche talk. zip it!

 

I think from now on every time Opel posts in this thread I'm going to post right after her. It's like marriage, except she didn't consent and we've never met! ....and there's more sex!

 

ask if I can call him Al, but tell him not to call me Betty!

 

Oh my God, if I had a dollar for every time I've heard that. (My real name is actually Al.) Shame, Joshua!

 

Sorry Al (note to self: must try harder)

 

question how they got there

 

Snuzzle. I have no idea what snuzzling is, but I would do it anyway. It probably involves some combination of snoozing, sneezing and cuddling.

 

ask if he believes in rebirth by electrolysis

 

Say that that sounds like a good old kinky time :cheers2:

 

say, im sorry but im just to tired after the day ive had. wana make me a brew?

 

Say, 'Too tired? No worries I'll do all the work'....

 

Well shit, my plan to monopolize Opel utterly failed.

 

say, oh hi Al! missed ur chance now buddy! :tongue:

 

And again

 

Book an appointment at the STI clinic...

 

Ask Lithium for the number