What would you do if you woke in bed with the poster above you?

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by Raskalization, Nov 19, 2008.

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  1. Libertine

    Libertine Guru of Hedonopia

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    Call her husband.
     
  2. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    I,d be really really quiet and try to sneak away without waking him up
     
  3. Al Kapwn

    Al Kapwn Member

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    I'm incredibly proud to say that I've fake woken up next to at least three staggeringly gorgeous women in this thread.

    Unfortunately I also woke up next to a Canadian dude.

    But still, that's a pretty good record.
     
  4. MaryJBlaze

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    I'd wonder how the fuck I ended up in Boston:eek:
     
  5. Al Kapwn

    Al Kapwn Member

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    I'd wonder how the fuck I ended up in Saskatchewan.

    That makes four hotties. Chicks dig me on the internetz!
     
  6. MaryJBlaze

    MaryJBlaze eleven

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    I'd wonder how many hip forums girls I slept with (indirectly) by sleeping with you
     
  7. Al Kapwn

    Al Kapwn Member

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    Let's just say I wouldn't be too surprised if you found that it burns when you type.
     
  8. opel diamond

    opel diamond burn out

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    i'd check for STI's as Al seems like a tart :D
     
  9. Al Kapwn

    Al Kapwn Member

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    Opel I hate to tell you this, but I think you woke up next to me like three pages ago.
     
  10. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    ask when the moms coming back
     
  11. Al Kapwn

    Al Kapwn Member

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    Ha! Well played, Bbad.
     
  12. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    Id tell him to stop posting....I want to wake up next to Opel or Verseau
     
  13. Al Kapwn

    Al Kapwn Member

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    They're MINE! MINE!

    Jesus, we might as well just gay-marry each other at this point. Okay, I'm out of here until some chicks show up.
     
  14. nynysuts

    nynysuts No Gods, No Masters

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    Tell him to go and get me a yoghurt from the fridge then sneak out.
     
  15. Al Kapwn

    Al Kapwn Member

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    Turn myself in to Chris Hansen.
     
  16. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    Id say Hello..


    edit...DAMN YOU KPWN:D
     
  17. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    I'd ask him why people across the pond don't seem to get the point of this thread/forum
     
  18. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    give him a bitchslap and put his mouth to work
     
  19. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

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    catch the next flight to Timbuktu and buy myself a new identity
     
  20. verseau_miracle

    verseau_miracle Banned

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    Ask if I could go with him and have an adventure
     
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