What Should the Person Above You Do Tomorrow?

give a hitch hiker a ride

 

Moon a charter bus full of retired people headed to the indian casino.

 

Steal a handicapped kid's wheelchair and then run around screaming "I am lord dog! All praise me!"

 

pop a balloon in a phone booth

 

dress up as a OAP and go out and do strange stuff and kiss people and pull thier cheeks

 

design a tri-kini to be the next fashion rage on tropical islands

 

drink the spicest hottest sauce in the world and live to tell the tale

 

Not shower and just wear some patchouli

 

tattoo an m on each of her butt cheeks. so when she moons you it will say mom and when she lays on her back it will say wow

 

LOLOLOLOLOLOL OMG~ That just made my day LOL

 

Put on a saddle and let some texan ride her lik a horsey *winkwink*


heh...I said horsey...

 

stand on the toilet seat and pee in the sink.....

 

Done and done.


Drink the stuff from the family guy episode where they all barf alot after they drink it...fuck I dunno what it's called...

 

ipecac

you should discuss the ramifications of the fall of communism in the USSR within the organized crime syndicayes with a Phish head

 

You should eat a fish head...and some dog eyes...EAT YOU FISH HEADS AND DOG EYES! HEEEEYAH!


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lambada with a polar bear

 

Lick a pole in really cold weather and then rip his tounge off...or something like that

 

throw pies at a librarian

 

Stand on a railroad bridge and drop eggs on cars that drive under it. That's really quite fun actually...

 

move all the porn at the video store to the self help section