What Should the Person Above You Do Tomorrow?

pet a dog

 

doubt the existance of the stop sign in front of his car

 

walk out into Piccadilly station wearing a strap on and ask the lasses if they've ever ridden "the double dicker".

 

smash an egg or two

 

Kick ass and take pennicillian

 

find a silver dollar in his underwear drawer

 

toke up

 

lol


sit at a bar and lean over and fart at the guy next to you, in his direction

 

stumble through the streets yelling " I am melting!!!!" at the top of her lungs in her most melodramatic voice

 

go to belgium with me

 

mix Coke and Pop Rocks

 

Eat Taco Bell

 

Receive a full body massage.

 

Join the Army.

 

go to a old peoples home and listen to their stories all day

 

Become a lesbian slave all day

 

Find the meaning of life and never tell anyone.

 

come round and play with my dolls

 

Eat a salad that consists of :


Fresh Baby Spinach

Grape Tomatoes

Sunflower Seeds

Topped with Newmans Sesame Ginger Salad dressing

OMG, This is fucking fantastic and has been my lunch everyday for a few months

 

Will learn to fly.