what should i do with $500?

Thats a good idea...you can never have enough...and buy some weed too.

 

Panties and bra made out of weed!

Ooh yer

 

invest in soap

 

Come one come all to Tyrone's $450,000 Crack Party!!!


Obviously replace the $450,000 with $500.
Seriously though, PS3.

 

Donate it to hipforums

 

Buy some bread, a toaster, jam, and eat some breakfast

 

how about investing in some shirts...

or you could save it....

 

You could buy shroomie matching bra and panty sets. I heard she hasn't changed either since she survived the Y2K debocle.

She says they're lucky.

 

This is true...very, very true...
Plus I smell fabulous, I have my own pack of flies that follow me everywhere I go..they are my gang...

 

She's not lying. Ran into her at the club once and tried to slip her a roofie. They roughed me up. They roughed me up real bad.

 

Pfft, no roofies needed, you could have just offered me some double mint gum...It doesn't burn my cankers...

 

If I had 500 dollars i would either buy a house or some kind of 30 ft sailboat

 

Haha. Wanna meet me at the Ugly Monkey later? I'll bring a Plen-T-Pak.

 

I'm working the streets near there, so just look for me, please don't forget the plen-t-pak (you better not be teasing about that either) and you might want to bring some ointment as well, they said it wasn't contagious, but you never know...

 

Haha. Well if we ever have a beer together, the gum is definitely on me.

 

like Bart Simpson, I might buy 500 tacos for 500$

 

Go to the bank, change it to penny.

Go to target and buy something that's about $450. Pay for it in pennies.

When you get your ass kicked by some kid making $8 an hour, sue the company for damages. You can make a pretty penny.

 

Or get it all in twenty's and fifty's. you and your girl go around to retail shops while they're hella busy. girl goes first pays with a fifty. you go second and pay with a twenty. When they hand you change, tell them you paid with a fifty. they'll say no you didn't. You'll say yes I did. tell them to check the back of the bill. Tell them it says "Happy Birthday _________" because you've been saving it back and it was a gift. Show them your id with a matching name and they'll give you change for a fifty.

Edit: don't forget to have somebody write Happy Birthday on there with your name or you'll just look dumb as hell.

 

The suspense is killing me on what Death purchased with his 500 bucks...

Who wants to guess that he spent it all on porn and Jimmy Dean sausage...

 

He bought you a laser hair removal treatment for your feet.