What positive shit happened today?

It was a snow day! I spent a few hours IMing a cute girl from school. : )

 

A FEW HOURS!

what it is to be a teenager...

 

i started drinking at like 10am... i guess that makes me a full blown alcoholic. but i took a nap at 3pm and ever since I got up i've been getting stuff done.

painted the dining room
changed a lightbulb
did the dishes
made the family some dinner
sent some emails
got some college apps material together
self improvement


good day!

 

Trimmed my beard!
And ate some fish n chips!

Very positive!

 

WOAHHH!

Slow down big fella.



I changed the bathroom one yesterday
-epic high five-

 

epic.



how many alcoholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

just one, he holds the bulb and the room spins.

 

haha! i like this

 

I got the room spinning part down but I always drop the bulb

 

I'm about to get stoned off my tits.

 

your gonna smoke your tits?

 

Yess. Quite nice too.

 

Saw the movie Book of Eli.

And I'd have to say that Dreadlocks are the hairstyle of the apocalypse.

And also, somehow the sun burned up the planet so it's a sunny desert all the time.... and yet most of the survivors are white guys, with like 5 black guys in the whole movie...

Doesn't make sense to me. White people = burned to a crisp (I'd know I would be at least developing a massive case of skin cancer and be quite rosy). Black/darker skinned people = just getting tanner and with a much rarer skin cancer.

 

Just Out Of The Blue This Morning, A Gentleman Turned Up, Looking To

Buy Two Old V.W.Type Three Station Wagons Someone Told Him I Had.

Been Sitting Out The Back With All The Old Farm Machinary For About Twenty

Years, Have No Motors, And Have Definatly Seen Better Days.

Offered Me $300-00,..........I Accepted....

Tis A V.W. Nut, And Intends On Restoring One.

$300-00 Will Buy Me Approx 50 Years Supply Of Baking Soda....



Cheers Glen.

 

Myself and a group of fellow hooligans have procured lodging to the south: Happy day First hookup wouldn't do short-term, but we connected to a cool-sounding lady with an exquisitely perfect place. Cheap, everything included, and she's cool with 2 guys and 2 girls for about 3 months - what could be sweeter? A friend of mine has already gone and talked to her and put down a damage deposit. Pretty stoked: city has a paintball field, and no snow, so I can longboard my way 'round, and not have to play northern tire-and-plywood ghetto ball

Vewy excoited. I also foinished an entire socials course 2 days before cutoff date... hooray! Now to perform a play and leave town Tis an eventful time:cheers2:

 

Send some of that baking soda Adelaide way.
I just used the last of mine tonight.

Ya digg homeboy?

 

felt good in my vajeen walking around all day wearing my shorts.they are so short,tight and hard...this is definitely marketable.why does no one speak of this?
the beautiful days while your breaking in new denim it's pressing wonderfully against your bits.NOM

 

lol
I know what you mean Lux

 

My HIV test.

 

lol. you're my hero lux.

 

<3 thanx greenie.you can borrow them anytime^__________^it's ice cold out today but I think I'll wear them under something else...secret pleasure.hahha o-first time using this: rettyplease: sexiii