What positive shit happened today?

I conditioned my dreadies last night with pantene pro-v....my dreads are extra sexaaay and silky today as a result! Im in love!

 

so today i made love to "the girl..." and we've been trying new things and all that. but i made a big important discovery today: the reason we've been having so many broken condom problems, pregnancy scares resulting from, is because i should be wearing extra large condoms. and this also makes intercourse much more comfortable for me, because now i'm not choking. lol.


TMI, i know. but im happy as the dickens!

 

hahahahaha good for you mmg

 

condoms are the worst things in the world, any other form of contraception in the world is preferable IMHO.

inb4: STD's , don't fuck anything you would stick you nekkid dick in.

 

that made me smile mmg. =)

 

i got paid a day early, ive ordered my new phone and im listing items on my new online shop!

 

My animals slept through the night with me! This is awesome cuz since I moved they have been going crazy at night running around and making noise that has been keeping me up...I havnt had a good nights sleep in a bout a week. Hopefully now theyre used to the place and we can all sleep peacefully at night!

 

It's probably due to the "girl" not staying wet, try lube.

It's beautiful outside! I love the sun!

 

Good luck with that mmg You must be very proud

I bought another pair of new rocks, and got some new ideas for ceramic knicknacks

 

fatty tax return! I'm no longer broke

 

Learned some new guitar theory, something that has been buggering me for months.

 

I (nearly) successfully taught my little brother to tie his mother fucking shoes!!!

make and x
under the bridge
pull!
make a bunny ear
around the tree
under the bridge (again!)
and PULL!

I bothered myself with my inconsistent naming, because the bunny ear turned into a tree. He didn't seem to notice/care though, lol.

many shoes were tied today.

 

yay Sarah!
My daughter just started tying too and I used the same bunny analogy! lol

The foot I sprained also has a huge disgusting gan-greend looking open wound on it from the fall I took last week. Anyways....it was getting infected and horrible. Today it finally occured to me to put some aloe on it....within the hour the infection was gone. It was amazing!

 

Won £25 on the premium bonds.

 

Just Discovered I Won $80-00 In Saturday Nights Lotto Draw....



Cheers Glen.

 

yay glenn!

Well....I just woke up for the day so nothing has really happened yet. But...Im getting my tattoo next saturday and am putting the final touches on it today. I got a horrible tramp stamp about 10 years ago....I was drunk and just out of a bad relationship and not thinking clearly....anyways Ive regretted it ever since. This saturday Im finally getting it covered with a new design!!!!!!! Its gonna blend in with the sugar skulls and floral stuff on my side. Gawd I cant wait!!!!

 

Had a good workout this morning.