What NOT to eat while stoned

I remember once when I had some krypto from the clubs and I toked a fatty blunt to my dome and got the munchies so bad I ended up makin a turkey, peanut butter, mini M&M's, marshmallow, and blueberry syrup sandwich on toasted sourdough. God was it horrible, and yet I ended up eating the whole thing.

Man, I shoulda took a picture..

 

D00D a scooby doo sandwich!! nice!!

hmm anything i'd eat when i'm sober, i eat stoned, also aspartame (the chemical in sugar-free gum that some think causes cancer) doesn't cause cancer under normal conditions. The idea that it does came from forcefeeding it to lab mice... like... basically you'd have to chew about 100 packs of sugar free gum a day to get the relative amount of aspartame they had teh mice consume.

 

wtf

 

Nah, seriously, one of the worst things to eat is Whole Wheat Thins, the whole wheat version. That stuff is nasty, and nothing like regular wheat thins. I bought some at a store, came home, and I was disappointed when I first ate one. Blecch!

 

i almost choked on mini wheats once

 

I always choke on cupcakes and muffins. I don't know why...

 

penut butter

 

I've never eaten anything gross while stoned.

 

sloppy joes >.<

 

Keep in mind that some school health teachers also tell kids that marijuana makes you sterile . I don't know if the gum thing is actually true, but I don't think the woman was outright lying, so maybe it was tobacco or something else, and the guy didn't want to tell his mom that he got mouth cancer from that. In any case, I'm staying away from sugar-free gum, even if it didn't' cause it!

~Nova

 

I always make it a habbit of having carrot sticks, fruit, and veggies very close by before smoking. Otherwise, I too would be huge...

Ya just have to plan ahead...

 

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I have had bad experiences with spicy foods while stoned. I was eating some of those wasabi peas (really good when sober!) and uhh... my mouth started really hurting, and i felt like i had licked a cactus! ahh it was horrible... especially after i thought that it felt like licking a cactus.

 

I have had bad experiences with spicy foods while stoned. I was eating some of those wasabi peas (really good when sober!) and uhh... my mouth started really hurting, and i felt like i had licked a cactus! ahh it was horrible... especially after i thought that it felt like licking a cactus.

 

I have had bad experiences with spicy foods while stoned. I was eating some of those wasabi peas (really good when sober!) and uhh... my mouth started really hurting, and i felt like i had licked a cactus! ahh it was horrible... especially after i thought that it felt like licking a cactus.

 

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