What negative shit happened today?

nah, im sending her to her mothers, waaay better than a doctor

 

cant remember a damn thing from last night...

 

as long as you woke up with your pants on you cant be in too much trouble

 

Woke up, got up, got my toe caught in the bottom leg opening of my pyjama bottoms as I walked to my bedroom door, fell flat on my face on a tile surface cut up my knee and my elbow and my toenail turned white.

 

my dog pooped in the hallway and my daughter pooped in the bathtub. Oh the joys of mom hood.

 

Aint we all.

 

yay!

i just changed a diaper so poopy that ava actually went and lay down where we always change her, instead of needing to be wrangled and coerced and forcefully held down for the duration of the diaper change.

 

If You Slept In The Nude Like The Rest Of Us Do, Accidents Like That

Wouldn't Happen.....



Cheers Glen.

 

If I wasn't having "women's issues" I would have.

 

never having kids.

ever

 

you're a first class citizen

 

gotta be a first class something

 

yes you are. your gonna be my baby daddy and im gonna rasie lil enjoys

 

only if you let them out when they are 8+Years old minimum

 

deal but we get to make several okay???

 

Can I have one?
A girl, please. I wanna use it to turn tricks.

 

ok deal.
when do we start?

its going to cost ya

 

woke up to glen and enjoy talking about pre cum and eating semen....

 

Listen mate.
I was talking about dust and saliva... you sick fuck

 

I Don't Know Anybody Called GLEN........:hide:



Cheers Glen.