What Makes you Cry?

Now that what Im talking about.
I suck at emotions too, maybe that because I dont have any since Im a Zen Ninja master? Probably is

 

i haven't cried in about 20 years.

i do however, occasionally get choked up about something beautiful or touching

 

Haha most cancers have ceaseless emotion that waxes and wanes with their emotional surroundings... that is not to say that Nurture is sometimes stronger than nature... A lot of people channel sadness onto another emotional outlet because crying is usually considered un-manly.

 

not much can make me cry
but Field of Dreams can. talking about certain events from the past will get me choked up.

most people won't ever see me cry though

 

Yup that's the thing.. I cry, but you'll never see it.

 

Dish network makes me cry. I hate them. Whenever it goes down which is all the time. You have to call them up and the first thing that happens is you get a machine that tells you it will help. It cannot. I yell at it and it says it can't understand what I'm saying. Of course it can't it's a machine. So it tells me it will get a person for me to talk to. well guess what I can't understand what the hell this person is saying because he speaks no English. So I yell at him beacuse I can't understand him. I get someone else and it gets worse. I get moved from country to country talking to people I can't understand. This sucks. Oh never mind I'm just going to lay down and cry like hell.

Peace

 

I cry if I laugh too hard for a long period of time. A beautiful ballet can make me tear up the same with any great artwork really. Ummm true love stories make me sappy. When I'm at the point of violence with my anger I cry for some horrible reason. I think that's about it. Oh no wait there is also 1 person who knows how to make me cry. Fucker.

 

i cry when i'm angry
i cried earlier today when i found out that my brothers girlfriend is being a bitch and not including me in her plans to go to europe even though i was supposed to go with her

 

You should hit her over the head with her packed suitcase.

 

You should plant a bomb an her plane, or recommend her a really strange backpackers joint in Prague...

 

intense emotions.. good or bad! sometimes laughing makes me cry.. um peeling onions.. getting soap or salt in my eyes..

 

the death or boromir

 

Arlandis

HAHHAHHAAAAAA

A big brownie point to brave sir ruben
and put the wench on the table.. a bomb up he barrel is needed...
[oh no my ass is grass now]

occam

 

smashing my dick with a tack hammer to name one...

 

i should probably just make a call to the airport giving her description as an escaped mentally ill person
or tell them she's smuggling drugs

i cried a little when i found out that the cheapest euro cup tickets are $3000

 

this works especially well after actually planting drugs in her luggage

 

I haven't cried in.. 3 years, I think.

 

emotion i guess

the palpable kind.

 

yeah but if they find them in her luggage they won't search her person...or will they...

 

i would think finding drugs in her luggage would make them more likely to search her person as well...