What is the most insane place that you´ve masturbated?

i love to do it outside and have been since i was 16, which is when i started having phone sex. I have done it so many places; there is a public beach where i live where i have done it on the beach, pier, playground, benches. I have done it on bathroom floors in grocery stores and restaurants. This was when i started and rubbed my cock on anything and loved the feeling. I didn't jack off until i was 20 it just never felt right so i would rub it on things usually i started by wearing my sisters panties and that would get me going and then they would come off and i would just be rubbing my cock on the wood/plastic/sand whatever. The thought of being caught is what made it so enjoyable. I did alot of it while having phone sex and still do.

 

i just got off my school bus and this hot girl with huge tits was sitting in the row across from me, i couldnt resist. i started rubbing my dick through my jeans, faster and faster and i cumed in my pants. when she got off the bus i spanked her ass pretty hard and she just said HEY!! and i got a dirty look, it was a great experience!!

 

I don't know if this classes as a 'Crazy Place'...

I live on my own in a flat, and because I am always naked whilst indoors the curtains are always closed. However, there is one door out to the balcony that doesn't have a curtain on it & I imagine that the place where I normally masturbate (in the armchair in front of the PC) is probably visible from the opposite block, but the way I see it is that if someone was watching me through the door from over there, it would have to be a deliberate thing rather than catching an accidental glimpse, so if they like to get their kicks from watching me masturbate (and I'm pretty sure I've seen someone standing & watching from over there a few time) then good luck to them - In fact I find it a bit of a turn on myself that I might be getting someone else turned on.

 

i find you all sickening, have some fucking self control and do it in private at home

 

in the hot tub at the gym while there was an old lady swimming in the pool-i blew my load in the hot tub and when i was leaving she went and got in the hot tub.

in my back yard at night completely naked

 

well 1. in math class and had a hot sub. gos she was HOT
2. out side with some freinds we were horny bcause we found some pono dvd lol and onec in the rec center bathroom and it was family batheroom

 

In the forest when it was snowing. And the weirdest thing I've ever witnessed was the 7th grade. I was on the way back from a field trip riding in the middle of the bus and some fat guy pulled up to us and he was obviously wacking off because you could see it and everything and so I turned around and busted out laughing.

 

middle of a cornfield...:whistling

 

a summer night in arizona - it was hot out - i stopped my truck at the side of the road, climbed in the pickup bed and jerked off under the stars, nekked, shooting cum all over myself. i was a gusher spooge spooge spooge ... ribbons of cum splashing off my face and hair, my shoulders and pex - love the warm goo feeling!!

 

my wife sister was over all three of us drank and went skinny dipping in the pool and stayed naked when we went inside my wifes sister past out and my wife thoguth it wold be hot if i jacked off next to her so i did my wife watched and rubbed herslf then i came all over her sisters tits

 

That is insane...how old is the sister?

 

ive done it in my parents bedroom, brothersbedroom, on my neighbors bed while she was gone, on my back porch, in the woods, in the school showerroom after swimming, in the school bathroom, ive touched myself in school alot, one time in middle school i pulled up my shorts so people could see my dick and this chick touched it, ive done it in my friends shower, freinds room, and there are more places but i cant think of them right now. actually, its cuz im doing it as we speak so im gonnna go watch some porn.

 

in a tank

 

I once wanked in the middle of an isle at WalMart. It was late at night so nobody saw/caught me.

 

I used to work at a store in the mall. Many nights it would just be me watching the place. One night I got so horny I just started masturbating in the back room. The store was small, and the door was open, so a customer could have walked in and caught me. Another time was when I was driving. There's more, but I'm pressed for time.

 

my wife sister is 22 with a rockin body

 

ambulance

 

on a long bus ride . twice

 

MY SISTER'S HOUSE!!!

 

I work in a niteclub and one nite i was extremely horny and new i needed relief!! On the bus to work i sat up the back and slyly pulled my cock out and started to stroke myself. The bus was half full but i still had a bit privacy. Anyway near the end of the ride i was edging closer to cumming when i noticed the cctv monitor at the front of the bus. I watched myself until the screen changed to the nxt camera. Waiting for my screen to come back i saw a lady look up at the screen. I had enuf time to stop but i didnt and for about 5 seconds the lady caught me. I wanted to come then but i couldnt, my stop was next!! Getting of the bus the lady looked up and caught my eye then looked down at my cruch. I smiled and she gave me a cheeky kind of look which nearly made cum in my pants!!!
Horny as fuck getting off the bus, i decided to pop into a massage parlour quicklly ( i work near a redlite district). I didnt have time for a massage but i wanted to pull my cock in the presence of a female. For about 20 mins i pulled my cock while she fingered my ass. I came in bucketloads and felt very naughty but relieved!!
I got to work and still was horny. Work was quiet and i was by myself in the bar. The customers i did have were very sexy and i started to pull my dick, watching a couple dancing v- sexilly. I came pretty quickly right behind the bar, cleaned myself up and finished my shift!!!