What is the most insane place that you´ve masturbated?

In an airplane restroom. Fun times.

 

In a classroom at College while I was being a helper for a girl doing an exam. She had a lovely rack and I could not help myself so I covered it with a notebook and got to work.

 

How come (lol) no one noticed? I'd usually deem something like this impossible.

 

2 days ago, me an a friend were surfing. when we finished, we both laid on the beach for a nap. my friend has this killer body - toned, tanned, with lotsa veins in his arms - his pex are square and well definted. anywho, he's sleeping there, and i pull my cock outta my board shorts left leg and start stroking with some sun block. there's a few other people on the beach, but i just stroked my cock next to my thigh. it was hot - just staring at scott, looking at his muscles, his blonde hair - i ended up shooting my cum all over my left thigh right there on the beach.

 

To be fair there were only two of us in the room because I was looking fter her for an exam. She was doing it on a laptop so she was fully concentrating on that.

 

at 10pm, stopped on the shoulder of the 405, hidden by my truck's open passenger door. spooooooge

in a vegas hotel stairwell - hotterna hell in the summer, like 20th floor - talk about a low hangin sack. when i shot, i watched my cum fall many floors, thru the stairs. i've also jerked off on that hotel's roof at night in the summer.

 

1) Service elevator in my office building. Our receptionist had the hots for me, and she WAS a very hot 45 yr old. She would wear thigh-high stockings and make comments that they felt so much better that pantyhose, cooler I guess. I tried not to pay too much attention to her antics, but one day she typing something at a work station outside of my office, and her sitting position allowed a view right up her skirt. Yep, thigh-highs....NO panties. Shit. She knew what I was looking at and 'helped' a little by changing positions so I could see 'right up the alley'. Well, I'd had enough...embarrased to say that I took a walk out to the service hallway when she came up behind me and simply asked me if I would jerk off for her in the elevator - she had this fantasy about watching me jerk off. Said that her husband would never beat off for her, and this wasn't really cheating. No blow job, no fuck - just please jerk off for me. We stepped into the elevator, with my huge buldge...I unzipped, when she lifted her skirt to expose her very trimmed pussy and started fingering herself - watching me intently. It took me only a minute or two when I blew my load....some shot her way and splashed on her skirt/thigh. I squeezed the rest out of my cock, zipped up and rode the elevator back to our floor. She came at the same time I did...we looked at each other and just laughed. Probably the best release I ever had, very intense! We walked back into the office like nothing happened. Never did again, and that was that. She did tell me a couple years later that her husband still would not masturbate for her...but we never had an encoure!

 

the most awkward place for me was at my grandma's house, and probably the most insane was back in the woods while taking a break from a hike.

 

2) at the Doubletree Resort in Scottsdale, AZ - last year! I was on the balcony patio of my suite (2nd floor) one evening when I looked over at the balcony to my right (kind of a garden courtyard overlooking a pool) and saw a couple come out of their room. Night was just falling, and they started making out. Of course I sat their and watched, making sure not to move too quickly so I wouldn't be seen - hoping they'd take it a little further. Score...he took of her shirt and slid of her shorts...starting sucking her boobs while she started making him hard with a little hand-job. They were quite young - mid 20's - and you ould tell not too experienced with outdoor could be seen fucking! Her turned her around and she held onto the railing while he started banging her from behind. Instant boner for me...I took off my clothes, stood up against my railing and began the jerking off process, they were really hot. He's playing with her boobs and fingering her, and I can hear her talking nasty to him - asking him to hurry and cum. I couldn't hear him, but very shortly (before I shot my load) he turned her around and lifted her ass up on the balcony rail and started eating her out, holding her legs as wide as they would go. She made a huge gasp just at the time I came - I believe this dude's wife/girlfriend and I came at the same time! The first powerful shots of my cum shot over the balcony railing, onto a patio table for the room below me!! Ooops! I don't think they saw me, but she may have...they turned to go back into their room where she laid him down on the bed and starting giving him a blow-job. Before they went thru the sliding door into their room, she turned around and looked straight my way, and slowly slid 2 fingers down between her pussy lips and back up circling her boobs. Oh yeah, she saw me.....

 

A few years ago, I masturbated in a college computer lab while logged in to an adult chat room. Since it was a Saturday morning, there were only three ppl in the lab, including myself. I could easily hide it, since back then I already liked wearing tie-dye skirts without underwear, and it was rather easy to rub my cock underneath it...
I shot the load downwards, creaming my thighs and bare feet. The lab was designed in a way that made it easy for me, since I was sitting at a sole table at the back of the room. I had to watch out for two things, though... the cyber session going on, and the door, in case some student might step in.

Another nice and crazy occasion was in a park, where I was sunbathing nude, and suddenly felt the urge to do something crazy... I hid between dense bushes and gently stroked myself to a wonderful outdoor orgasm.

getting hard, as I write this, and remembering...

~*Ganesha*~

 

most insane place i masturbated wud have to be in a forest or in a car in tesco car park

 

Dont know if this counts or not but hey who cares. Me a guy n 2 girls (one the other guys g/f were at the other girls house. It was getting late and we were planning on staying the night and well obviously there were a few drinks sunk that night.

But anyways me and this girl were filrtin all night so we thought it was innocent and just havin a laugh, went in her bed cuddled and all that. Then my mate n his girl came up n asked for the double bed so we cleared off n left them to it.. next thing you know we are down stars and we can hear noises comming for her room and the fact we knew what was going on made us both increadably horney. So we shot up to her lil sister room shared the single bed and had a good night.

 

Once in high school I was walking home from my girlfriend's house. We'd been making out and she'd left me with a tremendous hard-on. I was passing through this little park -- basketball and tennis courts, a jogging track, and playground equipment -- and no one was around because it was raining, so I went into a little pavilion with picnic tables and jacked off right there. I ended up cumming on the inside of my jacket, and left a stain that wouldn't wash out.

Then a few years ago in college, I was riding the local subway regularly. Since I was going from the suburbs towards the city in the afternoon, the trains were usually pretty empty, and I noticed the last car hardly ever had any passengers for the first few stops, so one day I decided to get on that one and relax. As I was waiting for the train to pull out, I put my bookbag on my lap, just in case anyone else got on board, unzipped my pants, and started giving myself a hard-on. Once the doors closed and the train started to move, I put the bag aside and pulled my cock all the way out. Out in the suburbs, the train ran above ground, so some of the people driving on the highway might've been able to see me wanking if they looked over. I did this a few times, but it was only five minutes to the next stop which wasn't enough time to enjoy myself.

 

In my cousins room while she was sleeping

 

Thanks for relieving me... I thought I was so freaky for having an orgasm just by squeezing!

 

in a friend's bathroom during an ad break on tv.

 

In the bathroom on a bus.

 

In a history exam...hot girl sat next to me...

Other places incldue into my sisters panties, into a friends toothpaste...on an areoplane...

 

in my school's bathroom
what can i say, i'm not that perverted

 

One time I just walked outside of my friends apartment at like 6 oclock and rubbed one out on the wall. I was drunk and wanted someone to come outside and catch me, and of course the alcohol helped lower my "normal" inhibitions to public masterbation. It was fun though, no regrets at all