What is the most insane place that you´ve masturbated?

Off a cliff in the mountains for me. Your tower would scare the shit out of me! I don't like 6' ladders much less 570 freaking feet!

 

At work in the ceiling of a TV station, pulling cables through ducting. Stopped for a few minutes and felt horny, pumped one out and shot it somewhere over the rafters then got back to the job.

 

It was more the thrill of just whipping it out and rubbing one off and not caring that perhaps someone with binoculars could see me.

 

Going through the Mt Blanc Tunnel

 

Not masturbate but I had sex while taking a tour of the Colosseum in Rome. We were having a good time with our tour guide and my husband jokingly mentioned it and he took us to an area without cameras and waited outside. He got a very good tip. Also on half-court of the Michigan State arena (looking up at the Magic Johnson banner).

 

Stock room at work. Was working alone, so took off all my clothes and went at it.

 

Ok I thought of one. I used to travel a lot for work. One night I had about a 6:00 flight coming home and DIA had a winter storm and I was stuck in Chicago. I asked the gate attendant for a blanket (in exchange for a gift card to my work) and she got me a blanket and pillow. I curled up across a few seats, with luggage piled around me and I relaxed myself. No one right nearby but thousands walking by. With a blanket no one ever noticed.

 

I thought I had responded. I was on a nudist nature walk. It was the breeze and watching your cum shoot out so far. Could care less if they saw so long as they were not upset.

 

I masterbated at a public swimming area the two ladies wanted to see me ejaculate

 

Once in the ocean at a public topless beach
I kept getting hard ons that didn’t go away so I went neck deep in the water and stroked away

last year at a small private beach I kept thinking about that attached woman who gave me delightful handjobs and I loved having her small breasts. I ended up trying my luck since I was alone that day

 

In a canoe in the middle of a small lake one afternoon. I received it

recently in my car, parked at a shopping mall
Again receiving it
I carefully chose where to park to be left alone and get to the finish

 

I've masturbated most places outdoors, old public toilets still turn me on. Did it once in school class, my face must have been really red after shooting a load insde my trousers. A girlfriend once gave me a wank in the rear seatof a car with her parents in the front seats, I came down the front of my trousers which were black... I always wondered if they could smell what was going on, cum does have a distinctive smell.

 

I have done it several times on the bus. With plenty of people aboard have only been seen once I'm aware of

 

Apart from balls of steel, you obviously have very high standards ha ha.

 

I've been naked at Ixwort church, my car driving and at the services ( motorway rest area and looking through a small hole in the toilets whatch each other wanking) at work in the open no one around. Laybys and woods and on long distant foot paths.

 

I have done it in tons of interesting places, but I think one of my favorite experiences was actually masturbating my wife while on the log ride at Disneyland. There was another couple in the front seat that we didn't know, we sat in the back, with her in front of me, I reached into her pants and began rubbing her until she had an orgasm. The fun part is we still have the picture that was taken at the big drop hanging on our wall, but nobody suspects the thrill on her face was not from the drop.

 

Overnight flight back from Hong Kong...back when they gave you blankets and pillows. Had the row to myself, too, in the window seat, dark and quiet...all a snooze....

 

That was a good place, I salute you, and I am green with envy.

 

Well, this wasn't an insane place so much an insane situation. Hanging out with three girl, they can get wild in groups.
We were buzzed and they started flirting with me, showing a single boob etc. Then the wanted to see my cock.
Masturbating in front of three drunk chicks was pretty insane and a lot of fun.