what is in your pocket right now?

Haha, I know!
I always thought I wasnt gonna be one of those girls

 

Wow, lifesavers! I havent eaten those in so so long, I want some, not from yours of course :tongue:

 

Keys, lighter, cell phone, $1.61, wallet.

 

My purse:

cellphone
lipsticks/glosses/chapsticks/colours
a tissue
a bottle of Methylphenidate 10MG
wallet
Cineplex gift certificates
FloVent & Ventalin inhalers
plastic spoon & knife (no idea where the fork is)
An old "To Do List"
a receipt from Shoppers Drugmart
a receipt from Canada Post
Bowling For Big Brothers donations certificates
a movie ticket stub for "No Country For Old Men"
Amtrack Ticket stub from NY Penn Station to Buffalo Exchange.
Gift certificates for free stuff from The Elephant & Castle Pub
Headphones

Lots of crap in there. I should tidy it up.

 

keys
phone
smokes
lighter
coins
money
a small notebook
a lime

 

Oh hey, Aristartle, if we got your headphones together with my iPod we could totally listen to music.

 

In my pockets:

a roll of $20s
a colt .40 auto
a federal judge
a well-known senator from Virginia.

No really, a swiss army knife, a used bandaid, a tuft of lint and a receipt from the BP on the corner for a pack of smokes.

 

$12.90

 

i don't have any pockets

:leaving:

 

my wallet...

 

I forgot


I also have an oompa loompa

 

Well lets see...

I have a small hash press.

2 lighters.

1 gratitude stone

some coins and keys.

Well at least this was more interesting than the Atheist vs Religious wars thread.

 

you should have asked before i chainged my pants. there's usually nothing when i'm online because i'm usually not wearing anything at all, hence no pockets at all, when i'm on line. right now i am wearing my arround the house pants. in my left front is a clean snot rag i use for my glassess and the monitor, and a handful of ludens and ricolo to keep my throat from drying out. in my right are the snot rags i use to blow my nose in, and a pair of wire cutters i use to trim my nails and open things i can no longer tear open with my teeth alone.

that's it right now. i never put anything in either back pocket if i can avoid it. too uncomfortable to sit on.

the front pockets of my other pants, the ones i wear outside to go any place, those have house keys of course, and just about everything else. kind of like the pockets of tom baker's doctor who's coat. i kind of like to carry a little of everthing. if i'm ever stranded on a desert island or someplace, well you get the idea, space blanket, sonic screw driver, tricorder, no communication devices though, no way, but you know, tool kits, fishing gear, camp stove and cookwear, dart tube with tranqualizing darts, spare keys to the tardis, braded lint ropes, seven day disapearer, magical gnome hat, ninja disappearing dust, psionically activated teleportation device, recipy for broiled purple strontips. third thorasic trillobite vertibre. carnelian cube with hierographic inscripton that reads "continued on next rock". psionic amplifier and tuner built into the belt. bracers of stunn. wrist mass spectrometer. gravity frequency function generator. half a dozzen three lobed bifurcators in neon colors. vogon subway token. tinted plexiglass currency from this own earth's future. a week's supply of food tablets. two bars of xt3, that's a food concentrate for pet displacer beasts. a container of powdered water. two wooden flutes, one native american plus a digeriedoo, and a therimin.

=^^=
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a cellphone and plec