What If You Were An Animal

I meant the thread made me feel glad to be human

 

Replace it with cat, and - same!

Oh and replace Messi with someone likeable.

 

I didn't know who it was.. just thought he looked a bit familiar : )

 

Because you get to conversate with me?

 

You were just threatening me-as-goat with your predator self a minute ago. Now it's all about the conversating.

 

I'm cofused by this ...

As to whether you meant you're glad to be top of the food chain or glad that you're a respectable animal?

 

I have a quite long life span and can eat many different things, have amazing dexterity, can read, and a wonderful ability to adapt quickly. That is why I am glad to be human. I could have gone on. We're such a cool animal. AND! we can dress up as any of the other animals anyway.

 

An amoeba.

"I sent my brain off and they shrunk it down to size. Now all it does is work my hands and eyes."

 

I think they are ugly and that is why nothing gets near them. Plus I bet they stink, they have to after what they eat.

 

The Immortal Jellyfish.

 

A koala that survived the great 2013/2014 genocide.

#neverforget

 

Sweet lil water bear

 

From wikipedia

-Tardigrades are among the most resilient known animals,[10][11] with individual species able to survive extreme conditions that would be rapidly fatal to nearly all other known life forms, such as exposure to extreme temperatures, extreme pressures (both high and low), air deprivation, radiation, dehydration, and starvation.


Thats what I think of your ugh!

 

i once hit one with my car. it was the vulture's fault though; it was too engrossed in its rotting carcass and didn't get out of the way like i expected it to.

as long as these aren't engagement pictures or something...

 

Also considered by some to be the ugliest creature on earth

 

Why not just combine the two like they do regularly on the syfy channel to create a Wolf-Shark, or a Shark-Wolf?

 

shark-wolf tornadoquake?