What foods can I eat to gain weight?

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  1. novarys

    novarys Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    pancakes, potato cakes, pound cake.
     
  2. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    Eat people.
     
  3. deleted

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    I couldnt gain weight if I ate 20 lbs of LEAD.. :(
     
  4. Sylph ish

    Sylph ish Member

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    If i wanted to gain weight, it would be oh so easy. i dont understand how it can be a difficulty in today's society. anywho, i would just go carb-crazy if I were you.
     
  5. Enraged Angel

    Enraged Angel Banned

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    Lots and lots of pizza rolls, have you looked at the nutritional values on those bad boys?

    Yea, eat those all day for like 2 weeks, you'll gain 30lbs.
     
  6. Unknown American

    Unknown American Rogue Capitalist

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    Glad I am not the only one.

    No pizza rolls in the Jungle.:(

    That is me.
     
  7. deleted

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    I had 12 cuts of pizza with chicken and Im about to eat the last 4 in a minute..
    My belly didnt get any bigger.. :(
     
  8. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    i always thought i was a string bean till i read this thread.. thanks for makin me seem heavy..lol
     
  9. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    :D

    Hehehe come eat my food.
     
  10. Unknown American

    Unknown American Rogue Capitalist

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    Who? The vegetarians?

    Your welcome. I guess

    Sounds good.:D But here is the thing: My month long vacation ends next week.

    I will be back in Central America soon.
     
  11. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    yes please
    get rid of them all
     
  12. BraveSirRubin

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    No, just kill those. They don't deserve the honor of being eaten by a real human.
     
  13. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    psh. Loser.

    :p
    and I know, I remember.
     
  14. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    genius!
     
  15. Hyphy

    Hyphy Duke of Earl

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    I bet a lot, maybe half, of the weight you lost was fluids. If I were you, I'd drink a lot of pedialyte, gatorade or any sports drink and eat an assload of protein and complex carbohydrates. Think steak and spaghetti for a while.
     
  16. Unknown American

    Unknown American Rogue Capitalist

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    Yes, a lot of the weight was lost during the constant fevers. But I also could not keep anything down and totally lost my appetite for a long time.

    I had to force myself to eat for several weeks after that. My appetite is just now getting back to normal.
     
  17. Hyphy

    Hyphy Duke of Earl

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    My nephew recently got over some illness in which he dropped 25 lbs. in a week. He gained it all back by just doing his regular everyday thing. I think he smoked a little more weed than usual to keep his appetite up though.
     
  18. Unknown American

    Unknown American Rogue Capitalist

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    And in fact I am returning to normal as far as my eating. But I always loose weight when I go back to Belize.

    I need to find some sort of balance. I am also" tired of people going "Holly fuck man! Are you starving yourself?
     
  19. Hyphy

    Hyphy Duke of Earl

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    You can try supplementing whey protein. It's waaay easier to take down than a 16 oz. steak and a half pound of pasta.
     
  20. IamnotaMan

    IamnotaMan I am Thor. On sabba-tickle. Still available via us

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    Good idea Hyphy- or the other pure protein supplement.

    Alot of people just have small bones.So that means they'll be light if they aren't muscular.
    And that means weight should be addded by high protein and heavy weight training.
    To think u can cheat by eating fats and carbs to excess is baffling IMO.
    Low body fat is coveted.
     
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