what does the poster above dream of at night?

Being the only one naked in church

 

That his roof is leaking and its not even raining...

 

taking a picture of someones teeth

 

sleeping in a huge pile of dirty laundry

 

waves

 

shoveling snow naked...

 

building a sandcastle on a beach.. nakeds..

 

Getting caught in a rat trap by his big fluffy tail...

 

Getting an oily massage from a young woman while I watch

 

about taking his undies off and always finding another pair under them

 

Taking a shower in the middle of town, while everyone watches...

 

Me

 

a goldfish

 

Going into the woods one weekend for a nice camping trip getaway, back to nature. He wakes up after his first sleep in the tent and ventures into the woods to find some dry wood for a fire over which he'll fry some eggs and bacon. After 10 minutes or so walking into the woods he sees a big brown figure squating behind a large blue spruce tree. He walks a little closer and sees that it's a sasquatch! It turns its head around quickly and stares him straight in the eye. His whole body freezes in terror! As the beast turns itself around to face him he notices two very large, hairy breasts on its chest. The beast begins a slow but steady walk towards him. They quickly embrace as he presses his face between the breasts of the nine foot giant. They engage in passionate love for 45 minutes...

After the deed is done he wanders back to his camp site with shakey legs and a goofy grin only to find Mr.Sasquatch waiting for him with a louisville slugger...

 

chocolate salty balls

 

moving to a city

 

The world post rapture

 

getting mugged by a rhinoceros

 

being a man for a week

 

Slurping raw sewage