what does the poster above dream of at night?

funny haircuts

 

Sexy ladies washing all the cars and snowblowers he owns.

 

having his proctologist say "I'm juuuust easing in now" then realising he's bent over a bench with his strides round his ankles and a hand on each shoulder......

[Luna SO enjoys that dream]

 

Rubbing my back and serving me a marijuana joint.

 

Unicorns with dildo horns.

 

plumpkins



and thats not a spelling mistake

 

Being married to Elton John and having his very own monogrammed pillow to bite.

 

mud pies

 

climbing a tree to show the boys how well she can do it-then remembering her knickers are in her pocket.

 

He dreams about hiding his latent homosexuality in more posts on hip forums.

 

Damn-I've been sussed! By a bloke who dreams of deep-throating frankfurters!!

 

You PM me asking me about my hopes and dreams for the future and then you expose them to the public audience! You sonovabitch!


He dreams of working in a funeral home because dead men can't say no.

 

BITCH! Just because you dream of lying in a coffin having make-up applied by hunky undertakers does NOT excuse your dressing like NCIS's Abbi!

 

I wanted my cleavage to be milky white and my lips to be blood red... way to blame a guy for trying to look decent in pigtails!


He dreams of Mr. Sandman, bringing him a dream, making him the cutest boy he's ever seen.

 

'Moobs' does NOT count as 'cleavage',chubby!
[tho' you do look good in chiffon-I'll give you that]


I take it you all know he dreams of skipping along a yellow brick road with his hair all ribboned up,calling "C'mon,Toto"

 

He dreams of oiling up stiff "tin" men...

 

pudgy bears

 

naked ones

 

HA! he dreams of dressing in tin foil,so when I whip my nozzle out and say "Right,who's first?" he can go "Ooh! Ooh! ME sir-put your nozzle in ME sir,and pump till it's empty,sir!"

 

drinking from the firehose