what does the poster above dream of at night?

Becoming captain of the line-dancing team.

 

pug dogs dressed in mini-skirts

 

pure milk chocolate ninja turtles fighting the Klingons for control of Grabthars hammer.

 

Peter Griffin in a see-through Spiderman outfit tap-dancing to Barry White songs.

 

Queen Elizabeth giving him a private lap dance...

 

Romeo on one knee before her, comparing her to a summer's day.

 

Penelope Pitstop

 

poking a stick into dogshit and flicking it through passing police cars open windows.

 

sitting around in a hot tub full of men, telling tales of his time spent in the military, while sipping brandy.

 

being a giant werewolf that appears every full moon, to terrorize a town full of dwarfs.

 

being allowed to wear lederhosen when he represents Bulgaria in the Eurovison Song Contest

 

The french.
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being the one in the middle.........

 

wine crackers and beautiful women!

 

Nude women smearing his body in peanut butter and jelly, then making a man sandwich out of him.

 

Bathing with ferrets

 

Bathing with Slash!

 

Morrocan babies

 

Mac n' cheese rabies

 

Screaming aardvarks wearing argyle socks