I guess going to Lapland and playing with reindeer and making love in the snow just isn't good enough for her.
RE: how can you not like christmas? it's the greatest time of the year! Alcohol overconsumption, gluttony, shopping stress, family argument, chaos on the streets, goddamn snow everywhere, all the charities bleating at you.... I pack my family off to her mother's where they can play out their little winter wonderland fantasy and retreat to my bed where I sleep off the entire day.
NOTHING-Christmas was always a really special time of of year for me. The last four have been the worst of my life and I don't even put a tree up anymore. I get the people in my life gifts and count the days till it's all over. I'm sorry I am not being a Grinch-other people have just ruined it for me. I just don't have any expectations about it anymore. I find it goes better for me that way. Oh and as far as Santa goes? He's a fat fuck who never came thru who abuses Elves and over works the shit out of them all. I think Iron Goth and I should go get them all in a Union and fuck up the North Pole!