what do you have?

if he's being a bad bad boy, just stick a cactus up his ass.
he doesn't like that. he was shivering for 3 months when i did it to him.
a bit short i know...but at least three months.

 

i know! but it's not as annoying as my penguin, Fluffy, though.. he keeps asking me to play hide and seek with him but i know where he's gonna hide cause he always hides in my closet! ugh, he thinks he's so smart..


so you still think i have serious problems?

 

ooh that's a great idea! thanks lisa

 

You don't, but your animals seem to.

 

well my cat just likes to annoy me.. but i think that Fluffy is a bit pissed at me right now cause i haven't walked him in a while..
thank god my pink elephant still likes me

 

This is starting to remind me of my acid days. Back when I ate that shit like candy!

 

oh i knew there was something wrong with that candy i ate before..
hmm.. that explains a lot..

 

Poor dear!

 

yeah poor little sara

 

eh sara,
did you put that cactus up fuckoffyouidiot's ass yet?

 

yes i did. he's now lying in the corner crying..
should i feel sorry for him?

 

no, he's just fucking with your mind...playing little games...i bet he has this big sad eyes too...

 

yes he does!

ugh that bastard...

i think i have another cactus around here somewhere...

 

yes girl! it's all a big game, and you NEED to win,
and if you won, and it's getting boring...just sell him!

 

oh he will not win this game, hell no! i'll make sure of that..

but i don't think i want to sell him just yet.. it's kinda nice to have someone next to you in bed at night.. even though he kinda farts a lot in his sleep.. and burps.. and snores...

 

yeah he's horrible, but he's a great toy, lotsa fun too, i had him for a pretty long time!

 

oh yeah? well i haven't really tried him yet...
so is he any good in the sack?

 

well sara...you know...drunk and stoned, but you can ofcourse get some chains, or ropes and tie him to a chair, and give him bread and water fr a couple of days instead of cheap beer, then handcuff him to the bed, give him some viagra and ride him.but i gotta warn ya though, do it this way, don't let him fuck YOU or anything cuz he'll think he won. {you should fuck him} and when he's drunk, he can't get him up...

 

I have half that that the "Haves" have, I have baths for the masses, a halved carafe of giraffe calve's salve, a dab of drab lab gab, and the last laugh.

 

Come here baby-I will feed you and Mo too!