What do you fantasize about??

Women I've met, or at least seen, and sexual situations I'd like to be in with them.

 

I only fantasize about myself

maybe in a bath full of beer.

 

Well howdy Homer Simpson.

 

I have a similar fantasy :9 My girlfriend is very religious and I have a fantasy about eating her our in church in the pews while a sermon is in session. It makes me so hot. I doubt it would ever be a reality though. I`ve never told her and I'm not sure how she would react to it, but I love the idea of going down on women in public places.

I also have a fantasy of handcuffing a sexy young woman up and fucking her into submission over the hood of a beautiful car while everyone walks by jealous of what I have.

I love double penetration, me and another man overpowering a woman.

 

I must have missed that episode.

 

I usually masturbate to the thought of not having a 2 inch penis. Sometimes I fantasize that I'm actually japanese and have a 3 inch penis. Sometimes I get so deep and I start thinking about godzilla raping my wife while I'm forced to watch. That's a real winner for me. Sometimes when I'm feeling real kinky I will put peanut butter on my scrotum and just masturbate and call the dog at the same time. She eventually figures it out . I once accidently came all over my dogs face and it got me so hot and bothered I masturbated again immediately. Once I masturbated while hopping around on one foot. I accidently fell on a knife and cut myself real deep. I was unfortunately in the midst of cumming so I couldn't stop. I was cumming and bleeding everywhere. I did not masturbate right after because I had to go the hospital. Has anybody else ever experience cuts while masturbating? pm me

 

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