What! You want a resume? Dammit. Does professional survivor, sarcastic bastard and computer/driver/delivery/database/photographer/street trader/busker sound too much?
i too am a professional bum/ art student i live off my parents, and i haven't worked since february, i really need a job
i am also a professional bum & beleive me, im good at it. i live off of what people decide to give me, & basically whatever i need i steal. im not exactly proud of it but at my age there are certain things a parent should provide but i dont have that. so i do the best i can with what i get.
something only a select few will catch but... have to say it.. "I had two jobs, I had dishwater hands, and in the evenings in a rock and roll band...." Ahhh... the Northern Pikes, how I miss you.