What do you call marijuana...

there was a crackdown on weed a while back here and the police ended up with recordings of phone conversations from loads of people including a few that i know so here it makes perfect sense not to call it weed or anything like that over the phone and defniitely texts.

We call it henry (henry the 8th) so if someone calls they would say "have you seen henry" or "i have 50€ for henry if hes around" its funny talking to friends over the phone like that though but usually i just ask if theres any smoke around or i just ask can you get anything

 

drugs..

 

I call it "hey-I-Just-called-the-police-on-your-ass."

 

dope, although that is sometimes used for other drugs

 

the police would be real pissed if they thought they were gonna catch some big time heroin dealer and all they found was a kid buying pot

this could work for or against you!

 

on the phone with my dealers i just ask "hey, are you good?"
in conversation i say weed, herbski, or pot.. sometimes me and my friends will ask "do you have your boots on?" meaning... you got any pot?

 

ha herbski, i like that

 

I was about to say I really like herbski since I already say bowlski and dankson. I like to call it budda, chron, smearnit, greenery, trees, and mota.

 

yeah i say gear

 

Usually call it reefer

 

my dealers dont care but i just ask if they are holding and if they can come see me.i only buy dimes,1/8ths and 1/4s right now.so they just bring one of each with them or wiegh it out in front of me.

 

Me - "yo whats up"
Dealer - "not much man"
Me - "you good?"
Dealer - "yeah, how much"
Me - "an eighth"
Dealer - "you at your house?"
Me - "yeah"
Dealer - "i'll call you when i'm outside"

then he calls me in about 10 minutes, i go outside, get in his car, get the bud and get dropped back off at my house.

 

chron dope or weed. I dont know actually I asy something different every time.

 

Nug is a big one round here, alot of ppl say that
My redneck freind calls it devils lettuce lol
I ussually just call it weed not ussually anything else.. There is one term i refuse to use and that is pot.. makes it seem to much like an anti drug psa or something.. I hate that name for it

 

Lol, when my friend first started selling he was all paraniod and he called it "Picking up the groceries" Lettuce=weed, Oranges =rolls.

 

i agree, i never call it pot. it seems like the only people that call it pot are DARE officers, police, fox news and principals. there is just some sort of negative connotation associated with the term "smoking pot"

none of my stoner friends call it that either. i mean it would be weird as hell if one of them called me and was like "hey man wanna come smoke pot at my house?" i would just be like "uh are you a narc?"

 

green or bud is what I usually say.

 

it goes like this:
"wattup, you got shit for me?"
"yessssir."

 

it may seem like only law enforcement and dare officers use the term pot because pot in an old school term. most people i know that smoked in the 70s call it pot

when i call up i always say exactly the following:

"hey ***** (i call him by his full name) who lives at ***** (house address) could i please purchase a few pounds of illegal marijuana, and if you have any crack rock or kiddy porn i'll take that too"

on a more serious note i never have to use names. if i ever need to pick anything up i just call up and say im stopping by, and he knows what that means. its a lot less suspicious to say "hey man whats up im going to stop by if you dont mind" than "hey man can i get a squatter of skiddy iddy" or some other silly name. if someone really is listening in on the phone convo crazy terms are just going to make it all the more obvious that the person is dealing something.

funny story on the subject of names back in highschool one time i sold a bag to this kid who asked what strain it was. i was thinking man this kid must be a dummy to think anyone is slangin authentic specific strains at a damn high school so i decided to fuck with him. told him it was this new shit from canada called "pole"

he was like "oooh ive never smoked pole before, whats it like?" hahahahhahaha

 

I usually call it trees or buddha.