Went out to a tiny island, slung a hammock, and toasted the Sturgeon Moon. Besides a bright meteor, the coyote serenade at 0300 was particularly memorable.
Early morning, I retrieved my roommate (her new title, per her own declaration) from the ER; she's got COVID. Linda Blair has nothing on a psychotic running a 103°F temperature (It's not an infection; deadly radio waves are frying her on a cellular level, from the inside out. A cabal of malevolent neighbors are secretly bombarding her with microwave weapons. If I wasn't such a stupid fucking asshole I'd know that... et alia ad nauseam). Now we're quarantined together for the next week to ten days. Lovely. On my way out to the truck this morning, I stopped to listen to a Barred Owl calling in the darkness. On the way to Murphy, to the west there was a brilliantly vivid rainbow; a really broad one. It lit up a dark overcast sky.
I was masterbaiting to the black album (matallica) not a sexual thought in my head just beating off to the beat of the music and came crazy hard. Any one else ever done anything like that?
My day so far... Woke up 630am, boner. Masturbated on cam for about 30 minutes, ejaculated on my own face and mouth, much to the delight of my audience. Showered, shaved, looked at the clock, realized that i could make it to water aerobics across town if i hurry. Get to water aerobics 1 minute late (no biggie) and i get a great workout! Showered again in locker room and chat with other naked dude who i usually see at the other facility. Drive home, sit in car and reply to this thread while smoking. Its only 1030am. The rest of my day consists of these activities: Feed animals Mow yard Finish hanging cheap particleboard prehung door Figure out dinner plans for wife and I Should be a satisfying day if it goes as planned
woke up fellout of bed dragged a comb across my head found my way downstairs and drank a cup and looking up i noticed I was late pant pant pant pant meeting with my so-calles "superior" that was a humiliating kick in the crotch rush-hour hell packed like lemmings into shiny metal boxes, contestants in a suicidal race and i get to do it all over again in friday, woo hoo
Organized the tree mess in my Ma’s back yard. Chainsaw comes out tomorrow and when the rains roll in I’ll burn it all. Shoutout to the Echo chainsaw, it fires up even without the primer bulb which is rotted out. I’m herding her over to electric lawn and garden stuff. Sold cans to scrap yard. Found a new shooting range in town. That’s about it.
Not much, lol. I am part of a food recovery group. Made our rounds this morning collecting food ( raw food, not cooked) from different locations. Dropped it off at our collection location. Then spent the rest of the day cooking for our free community meal . Feeding the homeless and family's that are struggling with food insecurity. After spending three hours cooking , two hours serving, and two and a half hours+ cleaning pots and pans and other utensils. I am just lazily recouping Before bed. Just another day of volunteering.