What did ya last do OUTSIDE naked?

just standing there with your balls in the air? lol

 

pretty much. I mean wasn't gonna go drag em through the mud or anything. lol

 

Yesterday i was helping friends to make up their garden for winter. It was a nice sunny late summer day, nudity was possible in the sun, but in the shady spots i better put on a light fleece sweater. Essentially i did plant a new hedge of about 25 privet plants to replace the former boxwood hedge that has become a victim of the box tree moth canker. Before that we did cut off the boxwood remainings and burned them. From making the fire and then literally crawling on the ground for hours i got so filthy i finally needed a scrubbing brush at the shower later ;-) So this was a pretty down-to-earth day ...

 

You're daring, sexy, and go naked quite a bit while outside doing stuff -- have you ever been caught with the goodies out? If you have, what happened?

 

6 inches of rain in 48 hours,! We'll see how things look tomorrow! Thanks

 

Oh yeah I have!

 

welp, that's no bueno. spent a couple more minutes outside existing this morning, and saw a rattlesnake slip under the porch.

 

Whoa! So, what happened???

 

swam naked in a hotel pool

 

Ah man!!

 

Did security beat you to a pulp?

 

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

If it’s a guy YES, if it’s a girl call the COPS, if it’s a young attractive girl, wait 5 minutes, then call the COPS

 

No, one just said he had to close up, so I got out, naked and wrapped a towel around me, walked through lobby past the female at the desk holding my bathing suit in my hand, got on elevator, dropped the towel and walked to my room naked. Another one was cool - just said he fix the door so that it locked when I left and to swim as long as I wanted too.

 

^sounds like a crappy hotel

 

^ how "crappy" can it be if the person in charge lets people swim naked?

 

Before bed last night i took the dog out for her walk while naked. Since we live out in the country after dark we are known to see coyotes so i walk her after dark. And then it was to bed also naked. As many who know me on here.also know Im rarely ever dressed so answering is pretty normal to anything in daily living. But done nude.

 

Hope a coyote doesn't think your Wang is lunch...

I'm outside in the sun naked now, catching some oblique rays, full coverage. But I don't do a whole lot on the farm fully naked because no pockets to carry stuff in is a hassle and there's a lot of ways a swinging wang could experience an unfortunate injury.
So I dress such to enjoy the breezy ventilation and easy access like no-hands peeing and still have some carrying capacity and a bit of protection.

 

Wasn't crappy at all, it was a well known national chain

Actually, it has been at several different national hotel chains, some with indoor and some with outdoor pools

 

it probably depends on whether or not the person in charge takes the same lackadaisical attitude toward other rules. if he also lets people shit in the pool and doesn't bother making his janitorial staff deal with it, for example, it would literally be a very crappy hotel.

 

Me too. Last week the Wife and I took a trip to Orlando. We were making comparisons to the National Lampoons Grizwalds, when we saw the hotel, and knew we had to swim naked in the pool. Unfortunately we had to be discreet.