ohio. i actually grew up a half hour from lake erie, but obviously you can't surf on that... i really had no idea that surfers had their own kind of bathing suit, but it sounds so much more comfortable than my stupid midwestern swimsuit
okay, here's a funny little exchange dave and i had when he was helping with the laundry: dave: why are some of your panties so huge and some are so tiny? me: it's the cut. dave: what?! me: some are built to ride low on my hips, some are built to come to my waist. dave: what the fuck does that mean? me: i have hips 10" bigger than my waist. dave: i'm getting a headache. me: *model underwear* see, the boyshorts just span my hips, the bikinis ride up my ass and wrap around my waist. dave: oh.
damn it! you better keep it, i don't want it back all stretched out that's the fifth one though, you'd better buy me new ones