What are you the best at?

thanks!
yeah, they've got a good thing, but they gotta try and make it into more than it has to be. You know how they say that in a fuck buddy scenario its the chick that gets clingy and bent outta shape? well, for every single instance, except for one guy, they all wanted relationships when I was 100% clear it would not develop into anything else than a sexual relationship, and friendship. what more could a guy want? great pussy, great home made mexicand food, weed, nay, great weed. (you know b.. haha) and a pat on the ass for a job well done. and do it again whenever we have time or coordinating schedules. I thought men wanted uncomplicated relationships, but apparently not all of em. I get it, im awesome, but they dont have to go falling for me and all that bullshit. thats when I run.

 

Cool, well I'm gonna refer to all the girls I'm fucking as as "the ****", and I'm gonna fuck'em and leave'em and you won't be able to complain.

BTW I think you are emotionally depraved and have intimacy issues.

 

i am the best ever at Fight Night Rd. 3 Hard mode is a joke, i challenge you Makaveli, i am unbeatable.

 

OOh.. way to be original. you can call em whatever you please. no sweat off my back. Dr. Doctor will you help my poor depraved emotions and intimacy issues?! I beg of you.. cure me of this no-bullshit heathenistic carefree lifestyle I lead. *sob* pshh.. I do not have intimacy issues, I get intimate just fine, I have commitment issues. Get i right.

stop trying to get a rise out of me. it aint gonna happen.

 

Hahahah..Nice.

 

It just did.

Thank you, I'm satisfied.

 

ha. If you think thats getting a rise out of me, clearly you havent been round here enuff.. dont you know its impossible to get a stoner pissed off when she is stoned. especially with incorrect assumptions about me. You know what they say when you assume.

 

besides, what you call depraved emotions, I call what evey other man does. It becomes a psycological problem when a girl does it. a man is just being a man. shit.. wheres my feminist soapbox?! ROFLMFAO

 

Human defense mechanisms are so cute.

 

Yeah, unfounded assumptions and know it all attitudes combined with ignorance aren't. Neither is smugness. it becomes you. really. are we done? I can keep going, but it would ultimately ruin a perfectly fun thread with the blowjob contest and whatnot. go measure your dick for someone who cares. i have no further intrest in your lunacy and what passes for wit around here...

 

Wow, I only wound you up a little and look how long you're spinning!

 

it's true. and stoners get pissed off really easily in my experience.

 

yeah, we're paranoid, so everything seems like a personal attack

 

yeah...it's a shame, really.

 

right now I think I'm best (and by best I mean worst) at being a bitch...
my mood lately has been horrendous!
my poor kids... I don't even know what's wrong with me, I'm just really easily pissed off lately

 

Jaime, I've never known you to be a bitch. A flirt, and a tease, but not a bitch.

 

aww hon aint pissed. i just have a mouth on me. Man, I seriously cant get my dander up when Im stoned. I dont know any stoners who do. But you make assumptions on my issues, it makes me a bit uneasy. You dont know me enough to tell me what my problems are.

 

personally, i don't consider fuck buddies a problem. why settle for a lackluster relationship when really all you need is a little physical release? too many people associate fucking with love. all that leads to is a couple miserable people who break up miserably anyway.

 

i think it's this winter here. it's been especially grey and awful. not a lotta snow, but a lotta misery. i've been a fucking bear.

btw, why haven't we hung out yet? you're just down the road, after all.

 

exactly. its not like I fuck anything that moves.