What Are You/Have You Been Doing Today.?

lay down the pimp hand!

 

for dragonvine!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1pXcMw-8Nk"]YouTube- IT'S JOHNNY'S BIRTHDAY-GEORGE HARRISON

 

Today was boring again. I broke a knitting needle which sucks they were nice bamboo ones.

Then my husband came home for a few hours but had to go back to work.
He was stopping my son from picking up rocks outside, which made my son really upset and cry. Really pisses me off, he wants him to be a bubble boy or some shit.

I want to go back home to my mom in Chicago, I feel so freaking lonely here.

 

Happy Birthday!
I hope your dad is full of soup fences and tree spirits.

Give me your number and I'll send you a birthday message
(subtle I know)

 

You HAVE My Number...

You HAVE My Email...

You HAVE P.M.Access To Me Here...

And You HAVE All The Noodie Pics Nudes I Sent You....

And Still, You Did Not Wish Me A Happy Birthday Last Saturday...3rd..

I WANT ALL MY NUDIE PICS RETURNED.....


RIGHT THIS MINUTE........:toetap05:



Cheers Glen.

 

Please Explain How You Can Be Pussy-Whipped, When You Neither Have A

Girlfriend, Nor A Wife....

As I Understand It, Before You Can Be "Pussy-Whipped", First You Have

To Have A Pussy...



Cheers Glen.

 

Happy birthday to everyone who's just had a birthday!

Pussy whipped? Despite the obvious, that doesn't sound all too pleasant?

 

Thank You.....



Cheers Glen.

 

wait... so whos birthday was last saturday?

 

On The 24th Of December 2010, Do Not, I Repeat, Do Not, Sit By The Mail-Box

Hoping For A Xmas Card From GLEN.

It Ain't Gunna Happen Sunshine....



Cheers Glen.

 

... ..

but Glen

you must rethink this.. how.. how?
how am I suppose to get the fire started without having any "Glens christmas card kindling"

c'mon Glenny

 

Tough Tittie Surfie Boi, Go Buy Yourself A Pack Of Firestarters....

Problem Solved....



Cheers Glen.

 

fooled you I already got fire starters

 

Fooled You Ginger Nuts, I Already Got Myself An A.K..47......

Lets See You Top That Copper Top....



Cheers Glen.

 

The involuntary friction caused by Glen's nudes can be a life saver sometimes...

 

ohh getting personal aye Glenny.

someone must be a lil peeved off.

try keep ya dentures in ya fossil ****

 

Cheers Glen.

 

I've been doing some roadside photography. As in I was sat on the curb taking shots of double yellow lines when:

*puts on London scullery maid accent*

"Faaaaackin 'payple sat in tha rowd incourigin' mar kids to warrrk in the road... get art the road Joolie. yul get knaacked down..... *as they passed me* Fanks for showin mar kids its o-kai to wark in the road! SAM PEYPLE...."

Fuck off. I'll do what I please and if that means some grotty little wanker of a Londoner gets knocked down by copying me. It'll serve 'um right for fiinking me Photography is much less of a priority to me, than the safety of her kid.

 

HDH, I was talking about this with someone yesterday... People love to point the finger at other people for teaching their kids bad habits when they should just be better parents in the first place.

 

I know!! God damnit people, take responsibility for your own kids.
Why do mothers always say "Now JONNIE! If you don't listen to me I'm going to get that stranger who doesn't give a shit to discipline you" ? Oooh if someone said that to their kid about me I'd be like "Sorry lady, I don't give a shit what your kids doing."

The kids weren't even listening to the mother because they wanted to walk in the road just to try and fuck up my shot.
I think, instead of blaming me for "teaching her kid to walk in the road" she should teach her kids to not fuck up people's shots by staying on the pavement.

I pretended they weren't there as I was in the creative zone but I was loving watching the kids take fuck all notice of their foul mouthed mother. Time and a place for swears and it's not infront of children.