What Are You/Have You Been Doing Today.?

Don't worry, I paid for it first

 

You know back in Germany, they teach children English with an American accent. It's the strangest thing. You'd probably fit in well

 

eh lol?

meine confusionio

 

Shall I put it in children's terms?

Takeout.

 

Ohhh, Ich bin nicht confusio!

I'll put it in purely British terms, dog meat

 

And what am I doing now??

Sitting my lazy ASS on the COUCH :biggrin:

 

I don't like it

Get your arse back on the sofa!

 

Maybe I should walk down the sidewalk instead?

 

Or take the elevator to buy some potato chips and color in the sidewalk?

 

Argh! No I can't do it

Ooo blud, yer ol' jack bastard. I knows yer Doreen, she's safe bra

WHAT'S OCCURING? I'll spark yer blud, in it. Safe, tra matey


Ahh, better

 

Oh, splendid talk old chap, that's truly marvellous. Although, old boy, I don't have the darndest idea what you are saying.

 

Oo is it? just lingo like, y'know?

innit bruv, you's know it, jus talkin taff.

tidy.


It's just the way we talk around here

 

I think that's almost as bad

 

To be fair, they are a couple of not so lush sentences like

Summits a poor dab bastard, this is more likes it blud


Last time. That makes sense, that one. Either that or I talk funny

 

Am I supposed to understand any of that

 

It was easy to understand.

toff (yes, it's the beginnings of a new nickname )

Tipsy toffee, sounds brilliant

 

Tipsy toffee sounds like a chocolate liqueur. I think it could grow on me

 

Give it time, it will burn soon enough

 

I'll come up with a name for you, you just wait!

 

Genius

Amazing

Beautiful healer


All of those will suffice