What are you/have you been doing today?

You probably should have just told her you wanted to mate with her, that always wins chicks over

 

hey

mate with me

eh eh

 

aight be right ova

 

gay

 

go make love with the bottom of that bottle alky

 

i think i'm just gonna ignore her...

 

thanks for the advice, but i just wont play into any kind of drama. and i'll get it on my own terms.

 

maybe ill go visit your mother instead

 

:cheers2:

 

no your mom

 

you

 

no you

 

lol at least you dont take it seriously and get tiffy pat

:cheers2: bitch

 

I do though. I reported you to the proper authorities

You will get banned soon

 

got damn

 

mission complete

:cheers2:

 

I got the b and there were no reports on me..

also, this thread has erupted in gayness.

 

flash a tit and the thread will straighten out.

 

wait... what!?! whos got me and how?!? you have no proof Im innocent I tell you!!

 

today:
woke up hanging
broke the door knob
realised I had a dream about smelly and pypes
lol'd to my friends on the phone about last night
went to the farmers market with babe
saw my husband off as he's going away for the night
drank 2ltr's of water and felt like a whale