What are you/have you been doing today?

I managed to spend only $182 on 5 books!!

Oh wait... that still blows dick.

 

When I was studying, they told us "Why buy books when you can just get them out of the library instead."

Extra "get fucked up money."

Win.

Today has felt like three days in one. I did an all nighter slept on the sofa til 3pm then went to bed at 8.30pm. Then I woke up at 12.40am fully refreshed, albeit had a nasty nightmare about how I found a battered dead baby in a holdall while jogging then I visited my own grave.... Oh yeah and I waved at my own ghost.

I am fully bored.

 

lols, if your anything like me you'll get the urge to go shopping at 6 am, then go out at like 9:30 and get really fucking tired.

I'm on silly hours for some reason, finish work about 12:30, drive home and then can't sleep till 6. I'm watching sarah "the sex" silverman.

 

She is my anti ageing guru and yes she is the sex

 

Id be chasing her sister too, she is equally as hot, but in a more snuggle on the sofa way, as opposed to a fuck her up the ass way.

 

I've never seen her sister. But yeah. I'd do her with a dildo. E I addio.

 

http://www.comedycentral.com/press/images/thesarahsilvermanprogram/seasontwo/laura_silverman.jpg

FTW

 

She's no where near as hot as Sarah. Isn't she in the show? Seen her somewhere.

 

Yeah she plays her sister, laura silverman, in the sarah silverman show. Who would have guessed that?

Also she wears a nurses uniform and is equally as hot.

sarah = laura = hot

it's maths.

 

Is she the older sister? She looks about 20 years older than Sarah.

 

Yeah she's older, but in the show shes allegedly her younger sister.

 

Wow.

Whenever I see the ad and I hear that "She move like this and she moves like that" in the background.. Makes me wish I had a penis.

 

you get yourself and her in a room and i'll provide the penis.

god dam id better dream about that now.

 

:rofl:

 

It's 5.26am and I am so bored I am :rofl: at the video that has surfaced of "Michael Jackson" jumping out of a coroner's van.

 

I itched at my head to much and now it's all oily

not really loving the dreads today tbh.

 

Mine are due for a heavenly wash with Lavender Dr B's today. I feel like shit.

 

I know full well that if I go to sleep now i'll sleep for 10 hours and waste the day, I'd be as well to stay up and go to work on 5 hours sleep. may get my patterns more like normal. I'll be good for fuck all in an hour though, probably just play CoD badly and eat too much. A shower might be nice.

 

Tough decisions. Doing what I've done today has actually given me hangover effects. I don't even drink.

 

To think, in the olden days people use to talk on the phone and shit, instead of spreading it out over the course of an hour for the whole world to see. Progress is fucking awesome.