Talkin' to my buddy Amos about how the end of his tail got chewed up...damn cat will lie about anything, claims the Honey Badger did it.
My cats will be lying to me in about 1/2 hour. They will raise their right paws and swear they were not fed today.
I'm trying to nurse my headache without taking anything...but I might have to cave in and pop some advil...
i'm clicking squares http://seawitchery.tumblr.com/post/4070384205/i-started-out-clicking-strategically-and-by-the and smiling
I was clicking squares till I accidently hit 2 at once and it shut down my laptop. Great mental masturbation, I love it.
I'm listening to this song. It sounds like a smile should sound https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiWnvUdMmNg"]YouTube - Portugal The Man - Created
I just took a hot bath. went food shopping at wal-mart today. got some special k chocolate cereal. it's so good
Listening to a crazy redneck woman talk about random shit while she sips on a 64oz cup full of Coke and whiskey as my stepdad prepares her taxes. It's annoying. lol Thank fuck for the 4 xanax's I just ingested.